This is the opening of an article someone wrote about Tiger Woods:
"Oh Tiger Woods, how could we ever stay mad at you? Look at you, you big lug, with your weird face and worn-out genitals.
You’re just adorable. Oh Tiger Woods, you know there’s just something about a man who’d probably try to hump your leg if you left it there for long enough – or would almost definitely try and shove his willy into a cactus if you smeared a bit of lipstick on it – that just drives women wild. And as for all your rampant untrustworthiness? Hoo boy, you’re a keeper Tiger Woods. A keeper."
http://www.hecklerspray.com/tiger-woods-the-divorce-is-off-wait-a-minute-what/201043308.php
No comments:
Post a Comment